'Woke Jesus' from Babylon Bee says to turn the other cheek, except for Republicans: 'Feel free to punch them in the face'

‘Woke Jesus’ from Babylon Bee says to turn the other cheek, except for Republicans: ‘Feel free to punch them in the face’


Christian satire outfit the Babylon Bee has released a new video that’s bound to get leftists fuming as everyone else laughs: “Woke Jesus.”

The clip follows Woke Jesus around the countryside as he delivers well-known commands and truths from the Gospels in a pseudo British accent — but with a left-wing twist.

“Do not be afraid,” Woke Jesus gently replies to Martha. “For Lazarus will live again — through this mail-in ballot.”

The video opens with Woke Jesus walking on a road as people follow him, and he tells them: “If anyone slaps you on the right cheek, turn and offer the other also — unless they’re a Republican, then you can feel free to punch them in the face.”

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Boom.

Yes, it would seem Woke Jesus is exactly what

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