Think woke is dead? Meet the literature professor fired for teaching literature.

With crippling anxiety and microscopic attention spans, today’s college students are in a bad way.

To compound matters, an increasing number possess reading skills that appear to have peaked in fifth grade. Yet the moment a literature professor challenges them with a work of fiction, she finds herself ruthlessly punished.

FIRE’s lawsuit seeks to restore sanity to a system that has clearly lost its bearings.

What you are about to read is depressing, but not necessarily surprising. After all, this is a culture already intent on turning literature into scrap metal. For years, ridiculously woke crusaders have worked tirelessly to cancel Shakespeare for wrongthink and forcibly inject modern queer elements into his work.

Now, the institutional axe swings in whatever direction keeps the peace, chopping down any story that