Surfing hypocrisy at Kamala Harris’s new Malibu playhouse

Kamala Harris has decided that her self-declared “existential threat” isn’t so terrifying after all.

The former vice president just dropped roughly eight million dollars on a mansion in Malibu’s celebrity haven, Pt. Dume, complete with sweeping ocean views and a beach just a stroll away. Oceanfront living is nice work if you can afford it, especially if your paycheck came from taxpayers. The property sits a few hundred feet from the Pacific, which, if you believe Harris’s speeches, should be devouring coastlines any moment. Yet the ex-Veep chose this patch of endangered paradise for her private retreat. It’s almost as if she knows the water isn’t coming.

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That contradiction never seems to bother the professional climate