Stuttering Chancellor Reeves Decries Critic as ‘Not Very British’

Chancellor Rachel Reeves was attempting to get some positive news coverage while recording with media outside a petrol station on Wednesday, but was reduced to stammering and ranting about British values when a tradesman arrived to fuel up his truck.

Britain’s Chancellor of the Exchequer (finance minister) Rachel Reeves announced a temporary cut in tax on fuel would be extended on Wednesday, and discussing the policy with media at the topical location of a petrol station forecourt in Leeds, England was heckled by a passing tradesman.

Arriving in a tipper truck and wearing jobsite hi-vis clothes, the working man recognised the Chancellor and started shouting “get Keir Starmer out! Nigel Farage, go on Nigel!”.

The jeers prompted Reeves to remark to the waiting journalists “shall we just wait until they’ve gone?”. The man called out to the Chancellor again as he drove away, telling her she is ruining the country