NBA team hires and fires announcer on same day over teenage tweets: ‘Asian people p*** me off!’

Everything on the internet lasts forever.

This sage advice was everywhere at the turn of the millennium, but play-by-play broadcaster Braiden Bell may have been too young to hear it.

‘Girls these nights … Smh.’

On Thursday, Bell was introduced as the new announcer for the NBA’s Portland Trail Blazers, with the organization praising him for being “authentic” and a “great fit” for the team, local outlet KGW8 reported.

However, Bell’s tenure would last only mere hours as that same local outlet dug up some old X posts (then tweets) from Bell — when he was only 15 years old — and contacted the Trail Blazers for comment about them.

Bell was promptly fired for his old jokes, which were later described by the basketball team as “racist, sexist” and