Good morning, fellow Eskimos. Nice to see they’ve got the AC working again. Today is Monday, Jan. 26, 2026. Today is National Green Juice Day, and also National Bubble Wrap Appreciation Day. It’s a day set aside to honor the people who work in the Bubble Wrap factory, the people who suffer from that special kind of stress very few of us will ever suffer with: Not being able to pop any of the bubbles.
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Today in History:
1802: Congress passes an act calling for a U.S. Capitol library.
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1862: Lincoln issues General War Order #1, calling for a Union offensive; General George McClellan ignores the order. The President kept McClellan until after Antietam, in September of that year.
1887: Eiffel Tower construction begins.
1911: Glenn Curtiss pilots
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