The Russians haven’t been to the moon. You know why? Because they’re space p***sies… You really want to impress us? Bring back our f***in’ FLAG, a**hole! Show us some moon rocks, or kiss this.
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Fun fact: Greenland wasn’t formally incorporated into Denmark until 1953. Which means, Denmark’s “ownership” of Greenland preceded Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin’s moonwalk by a scant 16 years.
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If Denmark’s ownership of Greenland is legally valid, shouldn’t America have a valid legal claim to the moon?
After all, just as Sam Kinison noted, nobody else has planted their flag on the moon. No other countries have even visited it!
And legally speaking, ownership of the moon is, quite literally, up in the air: When it comes to the moon,
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