If you had asked me to come up with the most ridiculous headline possible, I’m not sure I could have topped this one.
As usual, real life is stranger than fiction!
So here we go….
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A Florida Manatee has died while in captivity.
The Manatee was “beloved” and had become famous for picking the winning teams in different sporting events.
How nice.
But the Manatee also apparently loved “wild sex” because he died from a rip in his colon and other “traumatic injuries” caused by a sexual encounter:
Hugh, a popular 38-year-old manatee at a Florida aquarium, died from a rip in his colon and other traumatic injuries caused by a sexual encounter. https://t.co/nJ0lIgSRKo
— USA TODAY (@USATODAY) July 28, 2023
We then learned
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