COPY CAT? “I was presented an opportunity to perform at a non-partisan event…”

By now you’ve almost certainly heard that Bret Michaels and Martina McBride have backed out of performing at the Freedom250 concert celebrating America’s 250th birthday.

It’s been all over the news today:

Slew of musicians back out of Freedom 250 concert: Bret Michaels, Martina McBride and more https://t.co/tmmDtY4sX6 pic.twitter.com/2e19powzIp

— New York Post (@nypost) May 29, 2026

I have a couple thoughts…

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First thought: WHO?

Seriously, this is the best we could get, two washed up musicians who’s fame hit it’s peak back when the calendar year still started with a 19 instead of a 20?

Lame!

I’m glad they’re not coming, we can do much better.

But the second thought I had was: Did the same person write both of their