Breitbart Business Digest: Why Panicans Always Lose Money

How Many Greens Does Your Land Have Anyway?

Welcome back to Friday. This is the Breitbart Business Digest’s weekly wrap, where we run through the news of the week with the wild abandon of a Canadian Prime Minister kowtowing to Chinese communists.

This week, President Trump got lost on his way to single-handedly invade Greenland and wound up in Davos, Switzerland. Once there, he decided he did not want to invade Greenland after all. Turns out that they don’t even have many greens. The Nuuk Golf Club is just nine holes and only playable a few months a year. The Uummannaq course is for something called “ice golf,” which sounds like it might be fun to drink but not so much fun to play.