Why I’d Never Accept a Job Doing PR for Donald Trump

Why I’d Never Accept a Job Doing PR for Donald Trump


Sometimes, even before I write something, I just know I’m gonna get blasted for it. But sometimes, I’ve gotta do it anyway — and, alas, this is one of those times [clears throat]: “I’d never accept a job doing PR for Donald Trump.”

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Okay, lemme have it: “HE’D NEVER ASK YOU, PINSKER!! GET YOUR HEAD OUTA YOUR [BUTT] AND STOP PRETENDING TO BE SO FREAKING IMPORTANT!! (And besides, we’ve read your columns: You’re barely even qualified to do this!)”

Fair enough. (But in my defense, Trump has definitely hired folks waaay worse than I am, so just channeling my inner Lloyd Christmas: “So you’re telling me there’s a chance. …YEAH!”)

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