Greetings and Happy New Year from the shores of the most scenic coastline and beloved craggy mountainous vistas in America called the West Coast, Messed Coast™. These states, filled with God’s abundance and natural scenic beauty, are run by the slick-haired, clueless, and malevolent governors whose shared objective is to claw back from their populations the one gift of God these mere mortals could never give: freedom. So let’s see how they’re planning to rob you of that freedom in 2025.
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Here’s our cheer: Let’s have this new year, unlike that last year! Gooooo West Coast, Messed Coast™!
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Your humble correspondent has been on the DL for most of the holiday season with that bug “that’s going around” this year. This energy-zapping bronchial
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