West Coast, Messed Coast™ LA Riot Edition, Where All Californians Ask, 'Senator Who?'

West Coast, Messed Coast™ LA Riot Edition, Where All Californians Ask, ‘Senator Who?’


Greetings, and welcome to the West Coast, Messed Coast™, where, until Israeli strikes took him off the old-timey front pages, millions of Californians wondered: Who’s that guy being arrested who said he was our senator? 

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Welcome to the Summer of Love, L.A. Riots Edition™, where hundreds of people have been arrested, Gov. Gavin Newsom sued to stop the president from federalizing the National Guard so he can get rid of the only people guarding the federal buildings, and where the mayor in charge of this mess consorted with the rioters. 

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That’s a lot. But, wait, there’s more! Let’s go!

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Department of Homeland Security boss Kristi Noem brought her badassery and glam squad (no hate, she’s hot) to Los Angeles, where she says

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