Fox’s Let’s Be Real is taking satirical aim at New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo’s numerous sexual harassment scandals by creating a puppet press conference in which the embattled governor advises women to keep a “safe distance” from him.
In a preview clip of the new show, which debuts Thursday, the puppet version of Gov. Cuomo (D) explained how the coming warm weather will arouse his lusty appetites as women in New York wear looser, more revealing clothes.
“But I cannot stress enough how that behavior will increase the number of New Yorkers who will be sexually harassed — by me,” he said.
He also advised people to maintain six feet of distance from him in order to “flatten the curve,” and warned of a new “variant” of his predatory techniques.
“I introduced some new moves into my repertoire, which now includes sneaking up behind a woman whom I’m meeting for