This Woke World Didn’t Deserve The Choco Taco

This Woke World Didn’t Deserve The Choco Taco


The Choco Taco is muerto. May it rest in peace. We didn’t deserve it.

Once upon a time, we were a nation of visionaries and dreamers, a people who blasted beyond boundaries and invited those of every tribe and tongue to enter the American rocketship and use their talents to conquer the universe with us. Together, we carved interstates through mountains, built skyscrapers, and slipped the surly bonds of earth. There was no place we couldn’t go, no limit we couldn’t surpass, and most of all, nothing we couldn’t turn into dessert.

We turned cartoon characters and professional wrestlers into frozen sweets. We turned weapons of mass destruction into popsicles. But most impressively, we turned tacos into ice cream.

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The Choco Taco was the example

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