Shutdown Theater: Democrats Can't Decide Between Producing a Comedy and a Tragedy

Shutdown Theater: Democrats Can’t Decide Between Producing a Comedy and a Tragedy


The latest Shutdown Theater production opened to mixed reviews in Washington, as it became clear the Democrats were unable to decide between producing a comedic interlude or a full-on Shakespearean tragedy.

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It’s sort of like the movie version of Flipper, with a miscast Paul Hogan as Porter Ricks, the uncle of Sandy Ricks, played by Elijah Wood (pre “Frodo”). In the 1996 film, Hogan plays a park ranger in the Florida Keys, and Wood’s mother sent him to live with Uncle Paul after a divorce. Sandy has a real attitude problem (think Frodo as The Fonz) until a super-intelligent dolphin, who understands English and is smarter than either Wood or Hogan, shows up and sets the world right.

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This is unlike the delightful,

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