Philadelphia Couple Use French Bulldog to Get Revenge on Irksome Porch Pirates, Leave Gift They’ll Never Forget

One couple in South Philadelphia finally had enough of porch pirates stealing their packages off the front stoop.

So they left those thieves a package of their own — with the help of their French bulldog.

Travis Giarraffa and Lauren Goffredo said in an interview with WTXF-TV that they have been dealing with the porch pirates for months.

In one particularly brazen incident, a thief nabbed a box of toilet paper — right in front of their eyes.

Goffredo said the thief “walked off with a big thing of toilet paper.”

That gave her an idea.

“So last night, he’s like, you know, I got to clean up all the poop in the yard,” she said, apparently referring to Giarraffa.

Giarraffa added, “This is Louie. He’s our poop machine French bulldog.”

They boxed up Louie’s waste, put it in a box, and waited for the thieves.

Sure enough, at 4:00