So Hollywood gives us about 16 hours to celebrate the cancellation of Star Trek: Starfleet Academy before announcing the woke-warping of another one of our beloved franchises. This time it’s The Lord of the Rings film franchise getting bent over by no less than “journeyman” screenwriter Stephen Colbert.
Yes, that Stephen Colbert.
Well, at least Colbert is a screenwriter who has seen his movies produced. Oh, wait— he hasn’t.
Okay, but he is co-writing the screenplay with his son, who has seen his feature films produ— oh, wait, he hasn’t.
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They’re gonna Star Wars this thing aren’t they? They’re gonna Indiana Jones/Charlie’s Angels/Men in Black this thing, aren’t they?
Not being a fantasy fan (unless it involves glorious 1980s nudity — hello, Beastmaster), this news takes no skin off of my nose. Still, I do know how sacred Rings fans hold the original trilogy. In that
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