Nolte: ‘Acolyte’ Is the ‘Gayest Star Wars Yet’

Nolte: ‘Acolyte’ Is the ‘Gayest Star Wars Yet’

The Disney Grooming Syndicate is proud to announce — during Pride Month — that the latest Disney+ streaming series, The Acolyte, is the “gayest Star Wars yet.”

Disney is already openly queering four-year-olds with pro-mutilation propaganda, so why should we be surprised that Lucasfilm’s chief harridan Kathleen Kennedy’s campaign of shitting on one of the most beloved movie franchises in history continues?

Watch this crap below… Within 30 seconds, my penis turned into an innie. I had to watch all the Ann-Margaret scenes in Viva Las Vegas twice before things returned to normal…

We are happy to report that #TheAcolyte is “arguably the gayest #StarWars” yet. 🌈 Happy Pride Month! 😉

— TheWrap (@TheWrap) June 4, 2024

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