Hey, Wajahat, how’s it going, man? I see that you are catching hell for your New York Times hit piece on the more than 70 million Americans who voted for Donald Trump. And, you know, I just want to apologize to you, on their behalf and mine, for not heeding your really important advice about what our political views should be. You took time out of your busy day to insult us, and we should have respected that more.
You are to be commended. You did what any regular guy would do when trying to understand Trump voters. You went to your speaking agency and had them book you gigs in Trump country, those sad little corners of America where you can get breakfast for under 30 dollars. That was the smart way to go. First of all you get paid, second you are assured a podium to literally stand above the rubes you are trying to convert. It’s