Media Celebrates the End of Trump’s Dishonesty and Corruption Because They Couldn’t Stand the Competition [Satire]

Media Celebrates the End of Trump’s Dishonesty and Corruption Because They Couldn’t Stand the Competition [Satire]


The Media is overcome with joy over their decision that Joe Biden will be the next president of the United States.

Lying on a velvet divan and sipping a cucumber lemonade and gin while receiving a massage from his pool boy, CNN anchorman Anderson Cooper said, “After years of our comparing Trump to Hitler, lying about his relationship with Russia and undermining even his most beneficial policies, we can at last return to normal levels of civility where I call ordinary Americans tea-baggers and no one criticizes me for it.”

Van Jones, meanwhile, was crying in the arms of Brian Stelter who was weeping on the shoulder of Van Jones who was sobbing into Brian Stelter’s counterpane while Brian blew his nose in Van Jones souvenir copy of the Green New Deal, and one or the other of them said, “At last, we can tell our children that character counts and honesty matters. Not to us, of course, because

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