I have been quite upfront about my alleged visit to the U.S. Capitol on January 6.
FACT-O-RAMA! I learned a spendy lesson: always use the word “allegedly” when discussing alleged crimes I may or may not have allegedly… uh… seen….
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These days, I sleep well knowing that Joe Biden and his Marxist myrmidons are gone. I no longer lie in bed fully dressed until 7 a.m. in case the FBI kicks in my door and throws me into a cell without my Constitutional right to a speedy trial. In fact, I actually sleep well and wake up early to gleefully read what Trump said or did after I finished my Manhattan and fell asleep peacefully watching
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