Jill Biden Announces That She's Retiring — and the Punchline Writes Itself

The First Lady of the United States (FLOTUS) Jill Biden announced on Tuesday that she’s retiring.

We know what you’re thinking: she was already leaving the Oval Office at the end of January after a long four-year term as shadow president.

Jill oversaw a cabinet meeting when her husband, though in attendance, couldn’t do the job.

Or as my colleague Matt Margolis suggested to me, she was already done when she was Nancy Pelosi kneecapped her last summer.

— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) July 21, 2024

But it doesn’t matter what camp you’re in; she’s leaving her job.

Related: Dirty Jill

According to the Daily Mail, Jill gave her sotto voce retirement announcement during a “virtual ‘thank you’ event with teachers

Jill Biden Announces That She’s Retiring — and the Punchline Writes Itself