When millions of Americans woke up this morning, sat on their toilets, and scrolled through their phones (don’t deny it, we all do it), they likely had a similar thought: “Is this real? Or is it The Babylon Bee?”
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I present to you the headline: “Biden to present Hillary Clinton, George Soros and 17 others the Presidential Medal of Freedom.”
Among the other lucky recipients:
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Bono (frontman of U2)Michael J. FoxMagic JohnsonLionel MessiDenzel Washington Bill Nye the Science GuyJane GoodallRalph LaurenAnna Wintour
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you our nation’s best and brightest!
By any objective standard, it’s an eclectic list of left-leaning celebrities. It’s like a who’s-who of has-beens. Some of them make a modicum of sense: for example, two of Bono’s best-known songs are
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