Double-Jabbed Santa Uses Vaccine Passport to Avoid Quarantine in Tesco Christmas Ad

Double-Jabbed Santa Uses Vaccine Passport to Avoid Quarantine in Tesco Christmas Ad


British supermarket giant Tesco has released a Christmas advertisement in which Santa avoids being quarantined for the Chinese coronavirus by presenting a vaccine passport.

Set to the tune of Queen’s Don’t Stop Me Now, the Tesco Christmas ad features a hyper-diverse cast of characters rushing around to make preparations for the Christian holiday.

At one point the festivities are interrupted by a “Breaking News” announcement warning that “Santa could be quarantined”, but the crisis is averted and Christmas is saved when Santa Claus presents a vaccine passport to border officials, spurring raucous applause.

“This Christmas, nothing’s stopping us,” the advertisement proclaims.

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Explaining the rationale behind the marketing campaign, Tesco’s Chief Customer Officer, Alessandra Bellini, said that the company’s research found that the British public

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