The ongoing confirmation hearings of smoking hot judge Amy Coney Barrett are raising some very important constitutional questions. For instance: Exactly how stupid do you have to be to become a Democrat Senator?
The question arose after the cutie-pie and also judge endured somewhere between nine and eleventy-hundred hours of questioning until she could no longer tell the difference between the hearing and raising her seven children except that, in the hearing, the older children seemed to have left the room.
In what seemed to be a contest for stupidest Senator or a game show called “Be The Stupidest Senator,” or maybe a TV talent competition called “America’s Got Really Stupid Senators,” questions ranged in intelligence from “Will you recuse yourself from any case in which you’re likely to give a ruling I don’t like?” to “Glaga bagoo goo daga magadag?” or something that made approximately the same amount of sense.
Vying for the title of Absolutely Stupidest Possible