Don’t wear a mask.
Wear a mask.
Wear one mask.
Wear two masks.
Wear the whole damn box.
The virus spreads on surfaces.
The virus doesn’t spread on surfaces.
Stand 6 feet apart.
You only need to stand 3 feet apart.
Kids shouldn’t play sports.
Kids can play non-contact sports with masks.
Kids can play contact sports but must wear a mask.
Professional athletes (who apparently are less susceptible to COVID than kids) don’t need to wear a mask while on the field or court, while in close contact with fellow athletes, but when they’re on the sidelines…they must “mask up.”
People can sit 2 feet away from total strangers on an airplane for several hours, but when boarding and de-boarding the airplane, travelers MUST stand 6 feet apart.
Catholic parishioners must stand 6 feet apart while waiting in line to receive holy communion, but it’s okay to stand directly next to someone in the line next to you…because